<font face="Arial, Arial, Helvetica"><p>The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus
designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius
Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To
Be With."</p>
<p>The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the
first against the wall when the revolution comes," with a footnote to the
effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in
taking over the post of robotics correspondent.</p></font><br>